Allison:
Reasons I am just like Lauren Conrad: (1) All these hot boys are trying to take me out on their motorcycles and show me the city and I'm like "Yeah sounds cool whatever." (2) I ruin expensive shit. (3) I made it to the ball.
Caroline:
Reasons I am just like Whitney: (1) When you inevitably fuck something up, I am there to fix it by getting you another dress. (2) While the hot boys cart you around on their motorcycles, I have a boring conversation with my boss who tells me I am not that good at my job. (3) I already came to Paris without you, bitch. I've already seen the Eiffel Tower.
